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Joke of the day – Genie
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie! The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will...
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Joke of the day – The Ugly Duckling
The Ugly Duckling Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven,...
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Joke of the day – Can’t get a lawyer
Judge: How is it that you can’t get a lawyer to defend you? Defendant: As soon as they found out I didn’t steal the million, they quit! Tagged: funniest jokes, funny short jokes, good clean jokes,...
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Joke of the day – Psychiatrist
Wife: My husband thinks he is a refrigerator. Psychiatrist: I wouldn’t worry as long as he is not violent. Wife: Oh, the delusion doesn’t bother me. But when he sleeps with his mouth open, the little...
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Joke of the day – Bathtub
Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient. “Well,” the director said,“we fill a bathtub then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask...
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Joke of the day – Love thy neighbour
Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!” And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There’s no Lord!” One day, she prayed “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me some...
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Joke of the day – The best dog wins
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but...
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Joke of the day – The zoo
“Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shihtzu.” Tagged: animal jokes, dog, dogs, free jokes, funniest jokes, funny jokes, good clean jokes, good jokes, humor, humour, jokes, one...
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Joke of the day – You’re A to K
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asked, “What does that mean?”...
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Joke of the day – Beware of dog
Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a warning sign that read: “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the door. Inside, he noticed a harmless little dog asleep on the floor beside the...
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